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MORE JEWISH
QUOTES
“Let me tell
you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through
the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no
oil!”
- Golda Meir
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A Jewish
woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the
healthy
one to help the sick one get well.
- Henny
Youngman
His motto
is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
-
Henny
Youngman
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When Sammy
Davis Jr. arrived in Jerusalem and met the Defense Minister of Israel, Moshe Dyan, as usual Sammy wasn't at a loss for words. He was quoted as saying,"
finally, someone that I can see eye to eye with!"
- Sammy Davis
Jr.
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The first time Arthur Miller introduced his
bride Marilyn
Monroe to matzo ball soup was at the 2nd Avenue Deli.
Marilyn was quoted as asking him," Arthur, what other parts of the matzo
can you eat?"
- Marilyn
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A FEW WORDS FROM THE GOYIUM
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When his life was ruined, his family killed,
his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the
heavens, "Why G-d? Why me?" and the thundering voice of G-d answered,
"There's just something about you that pisses me off.
-
Stephen
King
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I don't pray because I don't want to bore G-d.
-
Orson
Welles.
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G-d don't
make no mistakes. That's how He got to be G-d. (as Archie Bunker)
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